This Libresse spot is via Malaysia. The critter is supposed to represent a durian—a local fruit that smells like “pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock.”
Ladies, please respond with the appropriate outrage.
I’m surprised any man would come near us if we smell like that! I have smelled and eaten durian before, and I have never noticed that particular scent wafting up from between my thighs. And even if I DID have a stinky vag, why the hell would I want to mask it with green tea? I would probably pop an OdorEaters liner in my panties and give myself a Lysol douche!
I guess this is a pretty good example of marketing to our fears and insecurities about ourselves as women. But seriously, if it’s smelling like death, get thee to a physician PRONTO. No green tea or Lysol or any other masking agent will cure your funkiness. You require medication. Otherwise, regular bathing will suffice. A vagina shouldn’t smell like tea, durian, OR artificial fragrances.