Resemblance: The image, concentrated among other blotches of buildup, shows what resident Chyanna Richards believes to be a face, beard and cloak

A family in Splendora claims they have a holy vision inside their home, an image of Jesus created by mold in a bathroom. They say the image is giving them strength.

We’ve all seen the stories: a Virgin Mary sighting in a grilled cheese sandwich, in the side of a tree, or Jesus’ face on a tortilla. We guess you’ve never seen one like this — inside a shower…

…Richards doesn’t know if it’s mold or mildew or what, but she knows in her heart what she sees: a likeness of Jesus, it’s presence not without meaning.

“Maybe it means something. Maybe look into yourself and see if you need to change something in your life,” she said. 

(Um, ya think? Maybe it means to clean that nasty-ass mold out of your shower!)

The mold started a couple of months ago while Thomas George, who also lives in the house, was in prison.

“He’s just watching over us to make sure nothing wrong happens or I get in trouble and go back…It gives me inspiration just to do better,” George said.

One woman who lives in the home here has HIV. Her family says she has been doing better since they discovered that moldy likeness of Jesus in their shower just a few months ago.

(WTF??? MONTHS ago? They have a baby and an immuno-compromised person living in the house and they left that mold there for MONTHS?)

via Family claims to see image of Jesus in moldy shower |

Sign: A mouldy image of Jesus has appeared on the side of a shower in Texas causing its residents to see it as a sign

I just want to take this moment to pray to dear, sweet, moldy Jesus… Oh, Moldy Jesus, please grant these people the gift of bleach, to eradicate your moldy visage from their nasty bathroom. Please protect that little baby from the ignorance of her family, who know not what they do. Oh, Holy Moldy Jesus, in your infinite mildewy wisdom, please advise that woman that she has a terrible case of camel-toe that can lead to a yeasty surprise or at very least itchiness and irritation. Thank you, Moldy Jesus…Amen.

I hope I’m not going to hell for this! I thought it looked more like the killer from Scream, but maybe that’s just me.

5 thoughts on “Holy Moldy! Family Sees Image of Jesus in Moldy Shower, Seriously.

  1. 26 000 children dies of starvation every fucking day world wide, but this savior of mankind chooses to appear in a badly cleaned bathroom.

    Religion does odd things to people. Fucking up their moral perspective among other things.

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